Wined, Sealed, and De-Livered: IM ER7 DURNK

“It’s a new dawn, it’s a new day, it’s a new life for me, and I’m feeling good.” We have wanted to branch out beyond draft for awhile, but it’s included in the title of our signature show, Draft Beer, so it seemed wrong to taint the product (the product does that to itself enough already). Instead, we did a little brand expansion, finding another type of tournament, Sealed, and another type of alcohol, Wine. This alone should have made for an epic evening, but the real excitement came from George’s amazing choice of wine and the fact that we recorded it immediately after Draft Beer 18. This is the kind of mistake we’ll be talking about for years and we hope you will as well.

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14 Responses to Wined, Sealed, and De-Livered: IM ER7 DURNK

  1. LeDouche says:

    Phyrexian Ingester eating another Phyrexian Ingester – only on WinedSealedDeLivered!

  2. KKogan says:

    So painful, yet so hilarious. Love it

    • JMatz says:

      I’ve had off nights, but this is the first time we really might need to blame the booze. BoB! isn’t nearly as bad as this episode would have you believe.

  3. LeDouche says:

    2:40 AM Archibald: iN MNY DEFENSE IM ER7 DURNK

    can I please have it in my profile on mtgo? :)

    • JMatz says:

      Thank you, thank you, thank you for posting that quote. As you can see, it is now the official title of WSD episode 1. You can share the quote wherever you’d like, just tell people about our site.

  4. Buddhastyle says:

    You guys are hilarious. ER7 durnk should definitely be on a T-shirt. I couldn’t stop laughing when i saw that typed. I would blame this on the booze for sure!!! Great stuff guys keep up the good work

    • JMatz says:

      I had to go back and watch that part again and I might have been laughing even more this time than I already was on the video. Thanks for watching.

  5. Brian Millar says:

    I love this website and you guys are hilarious, but sometimes these videos are so painful to watch. In red you had Artillerize, Shatter, Oxidda Scrapmelter, Turn to Slag, and 2 Slash Panthers. Derp! You should have been red/white. Anyway, keep the videos coming :P

    • JMatz says:

      Did we really? I pimp Scrapmelter like no other (ignore Skinrender for a minute). I have no defense but to say to ere is human, to f-up completely is our trademark.

  6. Top_Deck_King says:

    I laughed so hard when bob said “i bet the didnt have tinfoil”

    I love you guys

    • JMatz says:

      You would have really loved the Round 2 bye video we tried to record, but were too intoxicated to get it to work. Thanks for letting us know your favorite quotes. It helps when we start labeling videos, writing descriptions, etc.

  7. dtuned says:

    Holy shit guys! The wine… the Wine… the DEVIL’S FUCKING BASEMENT!!! Epic video. I’ve watched all your vids and I think this was the drunkest yet. Complements on sticking it to the bitter end and please keep the videos coming! Also, shirts: iN MNY DEFENSE IM ER7 DURNK

    ps. “Great. You’ve got a ton of life. FUCK YOU!!!!!!”

    • JMatz says:

      Didn’t the wine seem too good. As if this long-deceased Peruvian vintner had the foresight to see this video coming and kindly obliged with the Devil’s Basement. Thanks for posting your favorite quotes. It helps bring back the memories.

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